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Here's one for you: I gave my 11-month old an ornament-wreath-thingie made of colorful jingle bells, then turned my head for a moment (aka got on the internet). When I checked back in with him, he was smiling, surrounded by jingle bells, and eating them.

Two days later I changed a very festive diaper.

Happy Holidays.

akeeyu

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!

Somehow, I'm picturing this:

"Does the baby need changing?"
(sniff sniff)
"I'm not sure. Hang on."
(picks up baby, jiggles baby, listens)
(jingle jingle jingle)
"Yeah, it's time to change the baby."

hush

We survived. Just barely. But we still seem to have some unwanted guests...

Since BIL is a smoker, he kept going outside for a smoke many times during the day and night, always leaving a door open (despite us telling him not to). (Did I mention I can't stand BIL?) One morning, we woke up to a freezing house and found that BIL had accidentally left the back door open ALL NIGHT LONG.... Late the following evening, after DS and my parents had gone to bed, we noticed something running across the living room floor -- a mouse!

BIL decides to chase after it with a hammer, yelling "MOUSE!!" at the top of his lungs, waking up the whole house. My mom must have started making the calls right then and there because the next day everyone on our frickin' family tree started calling and emailing about our mice problem. (Gee thanks, Mom! Just when I had almost forgotten that you suck.)

It's been over a week, and we have found a grand total of 5 mice! I am so sick of cleaning and wondering if we're all going to suddenly come down with hantavirus. Next Christmas, I swear there will be NO relatives invited.

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